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Jay and Silent Bob embark on a cross-country mission to stop Hollywood from rebooting a film based on their comic book characters Bluntman and Chronic.
Jason Mewes Jay
Kevin Smith Silent Bob / Kevin Smith
Harley Quinn Smith Milly
Aparna Brielle Jihad
Shannon Elizabeth Justice
Brian O'Halloran Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks
Jason Lee Brodie Bruce
Ben Affleck Holden McNeil
Joey Lauren Adams Alyssa Jones
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie
Treshelle Edmond Sopapilla
Alice Wen Shan Yu
Craig Robinson Judge Jerry N. Executioner
Joe Manganiello Bailliff
Frankie Shaw Prosecutor
Fred Armisen Merkin
Diedrich Bader Security Guard
Melissa Benoist Chronic
Jason Biggs Jason Biggs
Adam Brody Clerk
Marilyn Ghigliotti Cast Member of Clerks
Walt Flanagan Cast Member of Clerks
Scott Schiaffo Cast Member of Clerks
Ernest O'Donnell Cast Member of Clerks
John Willyung Cast Member of Clerks
Tommy Chong Alfred the Butler
Bryan Johnson Comic Book Man
Ming Chen Comic Book Man
Mike Zapcic Comic Book Man
Keith Coogan Keith Coogan
David Dastmalchian Nervous Cop
Rosario Dawson Reggie
Dan Fogler Con-Ployee
Ralph Garman Ted Underhill
Ben Gleib Big Gun Guy
Mickey Gooch Jr. Holy Roller
Chris Hemsworth Self
Chris Irvine Klan Leader
Val Kilmer Bluntman
Justin Long Lawyer
Logan Lee Mewes Amy
Kate Micucci Mooby's Fun-ployee
Redman Redman
Donnell Rawlings Captain
Jesse Rath French Canadian Blunt-Fan
Joseph D. Reitman 1st AD
Molly Shannon SouthBest Airlines Lady
Method Man Self
Karrueche Tran Con-Ployee #2
James Van Der Beek Self
Chris Wood Blunt-Fan
Johnny 'Bananas' Devenanzio Guy with Banana
Marc Bernardin Sleepy Blunt-Fan
Jeff Chase Pitchfork Guy
Chelsey Cole Walking Dead Fan
Eric Corrasco Chicago Ride Me Now Driver
Nick Fehlinger Kush Boy #2
Kevin Foster Iron Bob
Leah Knauer Con-Ployee #3
David Mandel Mooby's Coffee Addict
Andrew McElfresh Mooby's Cook
Jordan Monsanto Lady Bailiff
Brian Quinn Bluntman Cosplayer
Jake Richardson Kush Boy #1
Stephen Root Cockmando (voice)
Virginia Smith Con Woman
Andrew Singer Popcorn Eater
Donald Smith Jay Cosplayer
Grace Smith Silent Bob Fan
Matt Damon Loki
Stan Lee Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Liv Banks Jogger
Ryan James Chronic Con Contest Winner / Jay Cosplayer (uncredited)
- Jason MewesJay
- Kevin SmithSilent Bob / Kevin Smith
- Harley Quinn SmithMilly
- Aparna BrielleJihad
- Shannon ElizabethJustice
- Brian O'HalloranCast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks
- Jason LeeBrodie Bruce
- Ben AffleckHolden McNeil
- Joey Lauren AdamsAlyssa Jones
- Jennifer Schwalbach SmithMooby's Manager Miss McKenzie
- Treshelle EdmondSopapilla
- Alice WenShan Yu
- Craig RobinsonJudge Jerry N. Executioner
- Joe ManganielloBailliff
- Frankie ShawProsecutor
- Fred ArmisenMerkin
- Diedrich BaderSecurity Guard
- Melissa BenoistChronic
- Jason BiggsJason Biggs
- Adam BrodyClerk
- Marilyn GhigliottiCast Member of Clerks
- Walt FlanaganCast Member of Clerks
- Scott SchiaffoCast Member of Clerks
- Ernest O'DonnellCast Member of Clerks
- John WillyungCast Member of Clerks
- Tommy ChongAlfred the Butler
- Bryan JohnsonComic Book Man
- Ming ChenComic Book Man
- Mike ZapcicComic Book Man
- Keith CooganKeith Coogan
- David DastmalchianNervous Cop
- Rosario DawsonReggie
- Dan FoglerCon-Ployee
- Ralph GarmanTed Underhill
- Ben GleibBig Gun Guy
- Mickey Gooch Jr.Holy Roller
- Chris HemsworthSelf
- Chris IrvineKlan Leader
- Val KilmerBluntman
- Justin LongLawyer
- Logan Lee MewesAmy
- Kate MicucciMooby's Fun-ployee
- RedmanRedman
- Donnell RawlingsCaptain
- Jesse RathFrench Canadian Blunt-Fan
- Joseph D. Reitman1st AD
- Molly ShannonSouthBest Airlines Lady
- Method ManSelf
- Karrueche TranCon-Ployee #2
- James Van Der BeekSelf
- Chris WoodBlunt-Fan
- Johnny 'Bananas' DevenanzioGuy with Banana
- Marc BernardinSleepy Blunt-Fan
- Jeff ChasePitchfork Guy
- Chelsey ColeWalking Dead Fan
- Eric CorrascoChicago Ride Me Now Driver
- Nick FehlingerKush Boy #2
- Kevin FosterIron Bob
- Leah KnauerCon-Ployee #3
- David MandelMooby's Coffee Addict
- Andrew McElfreshMooby's Cook
- Jordan MonsantoLady Bailiff
- Brian QuinnBluntman Cosplayer
- Jake RichardsonKush Boy #1
- Stephen RootCockmando (voice)
- Virginia SmithCon Woman
- Andrew SingerPopcorn Eater
- Donald SmithJay Cosplayer
- Grace SmithSilent Bob Fan
- Matt DamonLoki
- Stan LeeSelf (archive footage) (uncredited)
- Liv BanksJogger
- Ryan JamesChronic Con Contest Winner / Jay Cosplayer (uncredited)